- parents: get out of bed, why are u so lazy?!
- parents: u need to get more sleep u look really tired
friday at school i heard some girl in the hall way scream “FOR THE LAST TIME BITCH IM LESBIAN IM NOT TRYING TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND HE SMELLS LIKE KETCHUP ANYWAYS”
how much lube do you need for anal ? ?
I do not have enough
What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?
thank you once again
AH WHEN WILL THEY END
EVEN MORE OMFG
I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol
It’s like you didn’t even try
by far my favorite response to this post so far
I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"