if i ever met satan the first thing i would say is “did it hurt…when you fell from heaven??” It would be hilarious. The next thing I would do is probably burst into flame and get impaled dozens of times but it would still be hilarious
are you ever in the middle of saying something or showing someone something and you realize that literally no one cares
I’ve literally stopped talking mid-word in a story and no one has noticed.
All the time
if you gave me $1000 to spend i would still click lowest to highest price
Front Row Beauty at MIU MIU 2014 Autumn/Hiver: Actress Lupitra Nyong’o
people who think lesbians are more accepted in society than gay men are idiots
lesbians are more sexualized. they’re seen as a hot thing for straight men to watch but only if both girls are conventionally attractive. otherwise, it’s seen as disgusting or unnatural. that is not acceptance. that is fetishization.
today I went to olive garden and there was a man wearing a fedora behind me and my mother whispered to me “why is that man wearing a hat we are indoors I don’t understand” and he whipped around with all seriousness and said “twilight sparkle came to me in a dream and requested that I wear this crown for the duration of the evening” and me, not knowing what to do just said “ok” but then the guy started laughing and he was like “I’m just kidding I just like hats”
so when my mom was younger she was a u2 fangirl and she got tickets to their concert and rang in sick to work so she could go but when she went to work the next day her boss handed her the newspaper and the front page was a picture of her on top on some guys shoulders in the crowd at the concert
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
the annual scholastic book fair was the only reason i didn’t drop out of elementary school
best wedding picture I’ve ever seen
LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYIN THIS SINCE FOREVER