when you see your reflection on your laptop screen and you just look
[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]
tall:
when ppl reblog their selfies over and over
Creedence Clearwater Revival dining at Taco Bell in 1969
“I have gotten more response to that photo I retumbled of Creedence Clearwater Revival at a Taco Bell than anything else I’ve done in my life” — John Hodgman
My first destination when time-travel is available.
I SPENT 6 HOURS MAKING THIS BALLOON PIT AND IT DOESNT EVEN WORK
one time a boy liked me just kidding
The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.
let us have a moment of silence for those who unknowingly dated and broke up with a future celebrity
my math teacher dated Ryan Gosling in highschool.
my neighbor dated bill nye the science guy
well my godmother dated david tennant when they were 16
my boyfriend dated me
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
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