yes i lift.. im an elevator thats all i do
my history professor told me today that he “likes the way I look vaguely pissed off” during class
do you ever start eating something and think “man i don’t even want this”
but then you just keep eating it
voldemort calls harry ‘weak’ while he literally cannot kill a frickin 15 yr old boy. i could kill a 15 yr old boy.
why put cookie dough in the oven when you can put it in your mouth
because I don’t want salmonella….
then don’t eat salmon….
people are always like “why do u look so emotionless when u walk through the hallways” at school but i dont understand what they expect me to do when i walk to class like am i supposed to smile and skip around tossing flowers to everyone i walk by??
“who could scroll past this” me
i remember when i was in second grade and i saw my sister kiss her female friend on the cheek and i was totally floored because i didn’t know two girls could kiss each other and i went to school and told my friends and we all started kissing each other and i basically started a lesbian uprising
losing everything but weight
if tumblrcon was a thing someone would literally get killed there im not even joking